Fat Bastard Membership

The best part of Fat Bastard membership is that it's free!! Membership is exclusive though, and is restricted to male participants invited to the annual event. Full-fledged members will receive official nicknames to protect the innocent from being associated with any of the Fat Bastard Tales.

Why "Fat Bastards?" On our journey to the 1999 event, one of the members was reading about Austin Powers II and the character, Fat Bastard. We found this quite amusing and took to referring to each other as "Fat Bastard". At various points throughout the weekend, we wound up calling each other "something" Fat Bastard and the Fat Bastards were born. Can you be a Fat Bastard? Take the Fat Bastard Quiz and find out...

Founding Members

Fascist Fat Bastard (aka DuB)

Lucky Fat Bastard

Just A Fat Bastard

Stinky Fat Bastard (aka TDub)

Full Members

Honest Fat Bastard (aka Far Can Joe aka JDub aka Far Cannon) – since 2001

Lippy Fat Bastard (aka MmKay) – since 2003

All In Fat Bastard – since 2005

Snippy Fat Bastard (previously DT or Loopy or Rain Man) – participant in 2002 through 2006, 2008 and 2009. Now also know as Sandbaggin' FB, because that's shorter than Lyin', Cheatin', Weasel FB; post a 40+ handicap over three rounds and then put down a 105?

Bold Fat Bastard (previously LA) – participant in 2002 through 2005, 2008 and 2009

Rick O'Shea Fat Bastard – participant in 2005, and since 2007

Associate Members

I Wanna Be A Fat Bastard – participant in 2007, 2008; now also known as Never Gonna Be A or Trailer Park FB for wearing jeans on Sunday's round. Without a belt even. At least they weren't jean shorts...

Tall Naked Fat Bastard – participant in 2005; named because he spent most of his time on the course with his pants down and because he's really tall

Short Naked Fat Bastard – participant in 2005; named because he also spent most of his time on the course with his pants down and because, of the two “naked” guys, he's the short one

Sweet Swingin' Alouicious – participant in 2000 and 2001; Named because of that silky-smooth golf stroke. Previously referred to as PF

Fargo – participant in 2000 and 2001; So named because he reminded us of any of the characters from the movie "Fargo"

Friends of the Fat Bastards

Ailsa the bartender for letting us make our own drinks while she cashed out the bar and for shooting a cue ball off of a passed-out Stinky Fat Bastard’s mouth

Bobbie the waitress for coming to the Fat Bastard’s room to make them shooters with their own booze and then putting into a cup before receiving her tip

Krystal the cart girl for being just unbelievable. That's all that needs to be said